Title: Paperback Writer
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: none
Summary: Ever read a book and think you could write better? You're not the only one....
Warnings: Bashing of sparkly vampire books and their soft-porn published fanfics.

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few...

Title: Deus Ex Machina 9/?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Mikaela/Bumblebee, Hound/Mirage/Trailbreaker; follows after "Summer Job"
Summary: The best-laid schemes of proles and Primes gang aft agley.
Warnings: Fits into the "Simulacra" universe of stories.

Earth below us, drifting, falling...

Title: Deus Ex Machina 8/?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Mikaela/Bumblebee, Hound/Mirage/Trailbreaker; follows after "Summer Job"
Summary: The best-laid schemes of proles and Primes gang aft agley.
Warnings: Fits into the "Simulacra" universe of stories.

Waiting for the sea to change.

Title: Sexual Singularity
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Simmons/Mearing, ew
Summary: There are things no 'Bot should ever have to witness.
Warnings: none

Sideswipe has seen things that cannot be unseen or deleted....

Title: Deus Ex Machina 7/?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Mikaela/Bumblebee, Hound/Mirage/Trailbreaker; follows after "Summer Job"
Summary: The best-laid schemes of proles and Primes gang aft agley.
Warnings: Fits into the "Simulacra" universe of stories.

Sometimes you draw a line in sand; sometimes you have to carve it in stone.

Title: At A Crossroads Cafe
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: none
Summary: At a diner in the middle of nowhere, two men who share a surname and one who doesn't talk about the trials and tribulations of alien friendships.
Warnings: none

Four yellow cars sit outside, parked by the curb...

Title: Disquet Night
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: none
Summary: Five things the Autobots found disturbing about Earth.
Warnings: none

We all look at aliens from within the lens of our own experience.

Title: Deus Ex Machina 6/?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Mikaela/Bumblebee, Hound/Mirage/Trailbreaker; follows after "Summer Job"
Summary: The best-laid schemes of proles and Primes gang aft agley.
Warnings: Fits into the "Simulacra" universe of stories.

Organic or metallic, our basic natures involve change.

Title: Washer & Dryer
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Mentions of Sam/Mikaela, Judy/Ron
Summary: Judy does the laundry...
Warnings: AU from RotF

Laundry day.

Title: Deus Ex Machina 5/?
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Sam/Mikaela/Bumblebee, Hound/Mirage/Trailbreaker; follows after "Summer Job"
Summary: The best-laid schemes of proles and Primes gang aft agley.
Warnings: Fits into the "Simulacra" universe of stories.

Second verse, same as the first...